你能講英語嗎

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國內某單位來了個美國人,當他進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,

於是,面帶微笑的前臺小姐:“Hello.”

美國人:“Hi.”

前臺小姐:“You have what thing?”

美國人:“Can you speak english?”

前臺小姐:“If I not speak english,I am speaking what?”

美國人:“Can anybody else speak english?”

前臺小姐:“You! Yourself! look. All people are playing, no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

美國人:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak english?”

前臺小姐:“Shout what shout,quiet a little, you  have what thing?”

美國人:“I want to speak to your boss.”

前臺小姐:“Boss not here. You tomorrow come!”

美國人:“......”